THE "TWO-COW EXPLANATION" OF WHAT MAKES...

A CHRISTIAN:
You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbour.

A SOCIALIST:
You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbour.

A REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. So what?

A DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your neighbour has none. You feel guilty for being
successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to
sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take
the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbour. You feel
righteous.

A COMMUNIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.

A FASCIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A MEXICAN CORPORATION:
You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You take a nap.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belongs to you. You charge for storing
them for others.

A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You worship them.

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins; a boy and a girl! The babies are fine now, but they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately. Your brother came in and named them.

The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not mi' brother! He's a focking, clueless, gob-sh1te!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?"

"Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is totally relieved. "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise."

Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew".

(j'ai mis qques secondes à la comprendre...)

Excellent, mais il faut réellement prononcer à l'anglaise "Denise" et non pas comme je le faisais au début !
Et j'adore les vaches françaises...

Not so nice... the uncle !

Les deux vaches anglosaxonnes vont rejoindre la poule (qui traverse la route) dans mon bêtisier philosophico-métaphysico-gazo-bullo-hillarant !

je ne pige rien !

excuseer, ik versta niets. Zou jullie in het nederlands spreken ??

een mis : zou je in het nederlands willen spreken ?

jij kan in het Nederlands zonder probleem met mij spreken als dat je amuseert

Wouah ! is het waar ?
Waar heb je nederlands gestudeert?

Mini tu parles neerlandais????????
J'ay ai vécu 2 ans il y a 6 ans mais je ne me souviens plus de grand chose!

Ben moi, j'ai Vromis ce que tu as dit en néerlandais !

Ik heb niet aan Nederlands gewoond en ik heb nooit de taal op school geleerd. Ik word natuurlijk voor de talen, vooral begiftigd wanneer ik Internet en een on-line vertaler heb

Je hebt veel geluk. Ik heb enkele jaren nederlands geleren en het was moeigelijk voor ik. Ik geef 3 uren per week nederlandse lessen in mijn klaas. Natuurlijk voor kinderen. dus het is nog gemakkelijk.
Mijn paard was tijdens 15 jaren in vlanderen. Daar moest ik nederlands spreken!
Ik houd van nederlands spreken maar ik durf het niet !